Two Tone Underworld

14 Dec 2009

lateniteriser:

In las Vegas airport waiting for 2nd flight. Exhausted from lack of sleep and annoyed from baby crying near me pretty much most of the last flight. F.Y.I. Don’t travel with a child younger than 2. It makes for an unpleasant time for you, your child, and everyone around you. Just my two cents

Wow, that’s… pretty ignorant. Do you really think people should suspend all air traveling for the first two years of their kid’s life? Some people need to travel, by plane, and they need to take their kids with them. Period. Even if it isn’t strictly necessary, why should they be grounded? They’re no more irritating than the lady doused in perfume, or the flabby guy taking up half of my seat space. I would argue that they’re less annoying, because they have very little control over their behavior. And regardless of what some people may think, it is a hundred times worse for the parent of that fussing child, and they are doing everything in their power to make it stop.

Am I overreacting? Maybe. Probably. But this is a sore spot for me. I don’t travel a lot, and I travel with my children even less. It’s the growing trend of discrimination against children that really bothers me. I am tired of children being treated like second class citizens. Crimes that would warrant jail time if committed against an adult are treated with a slap on the wrist, or even plain ignored when committed against a child. People speak to children in ways they would never even consider speaking to an adult.

Children are NOT adults-in-waiting, worthless until they reach that magical age of 18. They are full-fledged human beings, deserving of every right and protection and kindness and consideration therein.

3 Dec 2009

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:

I keep having dreams that my dog is hurt or dying.  I am not sure why but it is really disturbing.

Last night’s dream takes the cake:

I was at work (because I might as well live here) and my assistant screamed at me that my dog was lying out front and looked hurt.  Now why he was out front I am not entirely sure but there you go.

Anyway, I ran outside and fell into a huge puddle of water (seriously like a foot deep and it wasn’t even raining).  I scared Peanut when I did this and he got up and ran.  I chased him and started to freak when he ran towards traffic.  The UPS man (who happened to be Robert Pattinson…I have never dreamed about this man in my life nor do I have a reason to so I don’t know…) stopped and grabbed Peanut for me.  He said, “You need to be more careful.  I would never forgive you if you let something happen to our dog”.

O…K…

So I give him the “OK psycho” look, grabbed my dog and ran to my car.  I took him to the vet and then realized that it wasn’t even Peanut.  I went back to the office and grabbed the right dog and took him to my parents farm/restaurant (which they do not have in real life…my mom runs a hospital and the closest she has ever been to a farm is by maybe catching a glimpse of a cow whilst driving).  I let him out of the car and he headed straight to the back yard and started to herd the goats with his 3 legs (I swear he had 4 when I put him in the car).

I then kindly reminded my mother that she needs to have a bathroom available for customers if she is going to run a restaurant out of her house.

lol

25 Nov 2009

These dudes?

These dudes?

Dangling right there.

Dangling right there.

OMFG

25 Nov 2009

Rolling through Nothing, AZ.

Rolling through Nothing, AZ.

24 Nov 2009

bradelterman:

Tuesday on the subway in Tokyo. Loads of people wearing masks all over the city in fear of getting sick. I feel very at home here!

I’ve always been under the impression that most people (in Japan) wore masks as a courtesy to others, in order to not spread their own germs. Is that incorrect?

bradelterman:

Tuesday on the subway in Tokyo. Loads of people wearing masks all over the city in fear of getting sick. I feel very at home here!

I’ve always been under the impression that most people (in Japan) wore masks as a courtesy to others, in order to not spread their own germs. Is that incorrect?

7 Nov 2009

gordonshumway:

It’s 4:13 a.m., I’ve been awake for twenty-three hours and this just happened.
I’m not sure if this means yesterday sucked or today’s just off to a less-than-stellar start.

My stomach lurched a little bit when I saw that. Less than yours probably, but GAH. My sympathies for your loss.

gordonshumway:

It’s 4:13 a.m., I’ve been awake for twenty-three hours and this just happened.

I’m not sure if this means yesterday sucked or today’s just off to a less-than-stellar start.

My stomach lurched a little bit when I saw that. Less than yours probably, but GAH. My sympathies for your loss.

20 Oct 2009

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid:

becuz breathing and sightseeing are both overrated
submitted by C

This one is dumb. It’s just a lightweight snap-up hood to keep the baby’s head from flopping and to keep the sun out of its face so it can nap. It folds down when the baby is awake.

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid:

becuz breathing and sightseeing are both overrated

submitted by C

This one is dumb. It’s just a lightweight snap-up hood to keep the baby’s head from flopping and to keep the sun out of its face so it can nap. It folds down when the baby is awake.

27 Aug 2009

Need advice re: facebook

I just got “friended” by an acquaintance who I don’t particularly like. Nothing particular about it, actually, I just don’t like her. She’s a bitch and she always has been. I have less than zero desire to be either her friend or her “friend”. As far as I know, she doesn’t especially care for me either, so I don’t know why she sent the stupid request in the first place. But we have many mutual friends. Will it reflect poorly on me if I let this request die a slow death in my inbox? Is there anyway to gracefully decline, or must I accept her as a friend?

C’mon internets, don’t fail me now.

26 Aug 2009

I am constantly stunned by the ignorant comments about breastfeeding in public. Never fails. Every time I hear this stupid crap, I feel like I’m being punk’d (how’s that for an out-of-date reference for ya?).

Taking a shit is natural too, but I don’t do that in public” Yes, taking a dump in the middle of a restaurant and feeding an infant are totally similar.

“Why can’t you put a blanket over him/her?” I’ll consider it when you eat with a blanket over your head, how about that? Or…you could look away.

What’s the big deal about doing it in the restroom?” Do you eat your dinner sitting on a public toilet?

I just don’t think I should have to watch.” I don’t like to watch men with mustaches eat, but you don’t see me throwing a blanket over their heads. What I usually do is this: look away.

Nobody wants to see your boobs.” Judging by the number of people who can’t stop staring, that would seem to be false. But, go ahead and stare. I bet I can stare longer.

Breasts are sexual and shouldn’t be exposed in public.” Yes, breasts are sexual. But their primary function is too feed babies. So if someone can stuff them in a wonderbra for all the world to see without being told to put ‘em away, I don’t see why I shouldn’t be able to breastfeed in the same relative peace.

“But you can’t see the nipples on a woman in a wonderbra!” You know, of all the women I’ve ever seen breastfeeding in public, I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve actually seen nipple. Contrary to idiot opinion, breastfeeding mothers are not actually looking to show off their boobs. 99.99% of them are being as discreet as they possibly can. If you don’t want to risk seeing it, I’ll give you a 100% fail-proof strategy: Look the other way.

And if none of this changes your mind on public breastfeeding, it’s okay. I don’t mind, really. We’re all entitled to our own opinions. I’m just glad I have the law on MY side.

17 Aug 2009

IT’S LOOKING AT ME

IT’S LOOKING AT ME